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We were sitting at the table eating lunch on Saturday when Gavin (very politely) says, "May I have some more turds please?"

"What?" Russ asks him with a slight hint of confusion in his voice.

"Well, whatever they are called." Gavin replies.

"Do you mean "tater tots"? Russ asks him as we all just about choke on our food as we double over in laughter.

Gavin looks at us all, a bit confused himself by now, just laughs and says, "okay...tater tots".

This kid CRACKS me up!